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Wednesday, December 7, 2011

The Under Cover Vampire

A crash, like that of a window breaking, woke me with a start. I burst up off of my couch and grabbed my tazer. I heard foot steps coming from the kitchen so I got up and walked towards the noise. It was a short chubby guy taking the thanksgiving turkey and powdered donuts. I ran up to him and tazed him he just sat there and laughed like I didn't do anything.  I grabbed my ice cream and put a spoonful down every foot until it was out of my door. He followed along while eating every bit of ice cream.  As soon as he got out of my house I slammed the door shut and looked out the window. He started walking toward the house again except this time he grabbed the mail box and started bashing threw the window. I ran towards my panic room and turned on the cameras so I could see were he was. I saw him on the camera that was aiming at the panic room door. He ripped the 6000 lb door off somehow and stared down  upon me. I backed into the corner were my gun was. He began to swing the mail box at me I  pulled up the gun and shot nine times. He shrieked and suddenly turned into a bat form. I should have known he was a vampire trying to suck my blood.

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